Mostwanted sexy ringtones (1-2)

Well, something you already know. You have such a day when really nothing works, you can’t get anything out of your hands and what do you do? Yes, right. You think a minute and decide to go surfing on the world wide web, pleasantly and relaxed. Well, so I did that as well.
Now I was ready up the new and I read an article about an Australion whose ‘orgasm ringtone’ continued in a courtroom.
My visuality played me clearly and everything flew by my sensitive eyes. The article was also not ambiguity about it to describe the tone. A simple “Oh, yeah… yeah… Oh yeah.. Do it to me”, was more than enough to reflect this fact.

Well for example, I have a ringtone called ‘fucking rabbit’ programmed on my mobile phone and I don’t want to think about the idea that this ringtone would echo in a courtroom or other public concern.

For a while I laughed, I surfed further at ease and bumped up to another strange article. The title was: “American church holds National Porn Sunday”. You must know that this internet site of this church community had a logo of a blue elephant and the infamous “xxx’s” were even present.
Every church members continue by installing their received five meters high massive blue inflatable elephant in front of the church doors.
Who dares to walk by that? I don’t like to be seen in front of such a church, let alone that someone would see me enter the divine building.
Soon my imagination combined both posts and I visualized the thoughts which were entering my delicate brain cells. I’ve put two and two together.

If you by any chance have the same crazy idea as I did just by surfing, surely you couldn’t stop laughing as well.
I googled further and the first result was, again a beauty of an article: “telephone bill of 125,000 euro”, catchy right? Well, duh… These three articles in a row an also in this order could simply not be accidental anymore. It’s more defying of fate!
If you know that in the same glance “Shy People of Thailand can buy condoms at the bank” flashed along my irises, you can imagine that I really couldn’t keep it dry. Tears of laughter and abdominal pain as a result!
In an attempt not to wet my keyboard, I attempted to focus on other thoughts. But of course in a case like this I was not that lucky. On the same page “The Bible on your mobile phone”.
Roar with laughter! I wonder what kind of divine ringtones I would hear now. I don’t believe that some kind of dirty melody will end up on a Christians phone. ‘Jesus calling you!”, “The Holy Virgin Mary is calling you!”? Let your fantasy go, insert an extra moaning dimension and, as far as I am concerned, your picture is complete.
I dare you not to remember that when you googled with “Christian ringtone” by Mozilla Firefox. As a first result is a site called (of course, how could it be otherwise): “One Way” which indeed offers this ringtone but not for free.

Now the religion has been milked out (perhaps literally and figuratively)? Although the site states that their mission is not to make a profit, there is also not a word about how much the downloaders pay, how much they should pay and what is being done with the money if there are 'accidentally' profits.
A possible new Christian-identity crisis? A simple you-go-girl has changed rapidly in you-go-God?

Yes sure, miracles do still exist because even faith goes along in time hoping that God and Allah are not offended. Anyway, my brain was certainly stimulated, I admit. Now my tears are dried up and I have no longer the nerve to surf along.
Perhaps even better!